Local Warming

Its the afternoon, a good day, and as I use this laptop to write my blog, the danger of local warming is creeping up on me. Puhleeze, global warming? Say hello to local warming. It's the consequences we must face from blogging and even more hazardous if we are men. Yossi Vardi says blogging might be hazardous to health, and in the age we live in, I have to agree. Posture has been drastically changed by blogging for when before the posture of ladies would be to cross their legs and sit straight. Now with the invention of the portable laptop which can be carried around anywhere, posture has been changed from sitting up straight to hunching over the computers while blogging or doing anything on the computer. The same is for men too. When we sit, we sit in a comfortable postition available for ventilation, now with laptops and such, Yossi Vardi describes we have obtained an unnatural posture for sitting due to balancing the laptops on our legs as we work. The other problems about that too is not just the posture, but the main hazard for men.


When the laptop is on the legs, it heats the area between the legs, that is local warming. Before we get into the explanation of local warming, I want to express my concerns and fears. I think local warming is bad business. It's like finding out you cant walk (Maybe less). Yossi Vardi describes local warming as the heat in the laptop heats up the area under it, and you guessed right, it reduces a man's testerones levels. Yes and it reduces...sperm count. Now guys, you know mom always wanted you to raise a good size family, and you dont want to disappoint mom do you. Besides as much as the thought of disappointing mom is pretty scary, men dont need to have the thought of mom to know the consequences of local warming.
In Denmark due to high numbers of laptops, it is a fact that their population growth is smaller than those with lower laptops.


Local warming is bad business, but someone has actually found a way that local warming can be beneficial. China. Did you know that China is distrubiting laptops to families to intentionally curb it's large population. I think that it is a good idea with the huge population in Asia, you know the saying, the sacrifice of the individual for the greater good.



Now what can we do to prevent global warming? Yossi Vardi says we have wifi so we dont have to have the LAPTOP on our lap, but the keyboard. He also says to assume proper blogging positions.


What I think we should do to prevent local warming also is not just proper blogging techniques, but to invent the computer in a whole new fashion. Trash the laptop, the best idea would to make wireless computers that can create the screens in front of you so that you can do your business on holographic screens and it works just like a computer. Hands free technology, portable, and safe. A new future of computers.



Now when I listened to Yossi Vardi talk about this serious matter, it was amusing yet not in a flow. I have to give him some credit because his english isnt really good (He admitted it) but sometimes he stops towards the end of sentences and dosent execute his lines in a good manner. Even with all those flaws, it was a good informative, yet amusing talk by Yossi Vardi.